Exacting Change

Print courtesy of Lance 'Wilkes' Booth

Have you ever tried to fix the world's most vexing issues? What do you do about the epic battle of the poor fat kids vs. the gym class heroes? How long can you extend your bedtime? How can you get people to support a cause? What can you do about those who are wrongfully imprisoned for life? How do you increase equality? Why can't we all just get along? Does the world need to be fed? Can you get a disease from a bush?

These were the questions we pondered one night. And then another. Into the wee morning hours of three. Something had to change. That change wasn't a huddle. It wasn't first aid. It wasn't reconstructive surgery. It was new species. People like glowy things. Give them glowy things.

Genius by Lance 'I Should Have Stayed in Utah' Booth

People have been lying in the grass and diving brainlessly through bushes for years. But for a glow stick? For ten? Let's be honest. Shiny things bring more people than free tee shirts. Only Chia Earth could have foreseen the consequences.

Heist. Conquest. Enter the darkness.
Welcome to a new land where all your dreams come true.

Imagery by Lance 'Moose Trump Beavers' Booth