Awake After the Fact

So I went kayaking the other day in a sea of green. It brought me to think of all that lay beneath and why it might be that things like sharks and sea turtles are war with each other. There's a lot of green tang out there you know. If you drink it it'll make you sick. I think they know that when they sell it too.
So there I was barely twenty seven years old and lost at sea. Or rather a rat awash. He always shows up again. Rather fun I say. I recommend it. Captain Nemo and all. You don't know what's coming or if your socks are still strapped in. You can't hear anything or see anything. Then you wake up the next day and what do you know you've traveled back in time, there's a dinosaur in your face and Christmas has come early. Grab yourself some glögg and remember that fog is for fighters and snow stands for happiness.

Missing Persons

I've been looking for someone and am wondering if you could help me find them. They're about this tall, walk kindof like this and looks a little like that person over there. Hair? ...of brownish blonde flavor in certain lighting. They're sort of.... shall we say averagely built only well ... kindof not. Both arms are intact, last I knew... they were walking somewhere. Or driving.
I'm pretty sure they were biking. It's the one in red and black in the picture above. It's the most recent photo I could find. So if you've seen them... give me a call. You've got my number. Same as before.

Cheese Cakes

There are a couple different kinds of free time, like the kind that makes you mad to play of hike or go jump off a cliff. The kind that brings you to bear. You just gotta dance. Or possibly loaf. Maybe you're more accustomed to the kind that knocks off your socks, your galoshes and your dental embattlements. I, however, am more inclined to notice the type that makes you wish it was gone. Like a pound of fresh meatloaf. There's too much to do and not enough time, you see. Until you have the time that is. Quantum Mechanics. I'll explain that a little later. Or the astute student could do that. And More. The thing is... why are people looking at this when they could be doing something else. There've now been over a thousand recorded hits. What could they be thhinking?! And by they I mean you. And you. (for those who have that problem) So I adjure you. Go ride a bike. Or check out the leaves. Or throw a frisbee. That's what I plan on doing. Maybe I'll see you there.