Hide Your Daughters

In a time when evil raged on earth... A time when coke machines refused to give succor to the needy. A time when the hearts of men failed them. A time when glassware was in overabundance but resources where scarce. A time when those in high positions looked down and did nothing. A time of misunderstanding. A time of slander. A time of fear.

...there were those who sought to fight that evil.

Supply lines were egregiously slow. Communication lines were in disarray. Armed with nothing but the manufacture of their own hands they took to the hills...

...and conquered.

Proof of a Death March

I'm not sure if this is common knowledge but Provo was to be the last stand of the iniquitous at the last days. At least that's what the Provo Canyon Prophet told me. So a friend and myself decided to heed false prophecy and get us out. We were smitten and greatly afflicted as we lightly esteemed the call to leave early. The heat of the sun and the wickedness of the city beat upon us. This picture taken by our unsuspecting camera man shows in terrible clarity the extreme heat of the sun combining with that coming from the epicenter of unrighteousness. Alas as he turned to take the picture he was turned to a pillar of salt. (This picture was taken at 1/3000 s. shutter speed believe it or not)
As our journey continued without helicopter or camera crew we felt to look at Bear as rather a wuss. We decided to take the journey due south up and around ...considering the rocky terrain. ...Have you ever had that feeling? That feeling of walking and pushing and giving something your all only to almost collapse under the weight when of a sudden you are lifted up and weightlessness carries your limp and fatigued body to the top? ...cause it sure didn't happen here. In fact as I was in the act of such musings is was stricken down for my unheeding ways. It was however but a warning shot. Much to my rejoicing I was provided a bush to keep me from rolling off the mountain. I suppose most of you won't believe what a state we were in when the top finally came underneath our frames unless you know the size of our fire. A greater man would have been ashamed of it. But I probably would have pushed him down the mountain for admitting that too.
Certain that the end was still immanent... here we are bracing ourselves for impact of the sun upon the distant horizon. We figured the safest place to be in the event of a collision with the sun would be on top of a mountain. I mean it is solid rock after all.

Well.... nothing happened again so decided that the destruction must come by mist of darkness or the angel of death or something. I was sure I saw it just like Cecil had portrayed. There must be smog in CA I guess. Then we figured that maybe such things need to have the target painted by laser first. So we did our part. Again nothing. But a few comments by way of observation. As can be seen, not only can we pick out the Orem border by their Holier-Than-Thou-White street lights but we can also note that guided missile attacks from atop Y mountain can hit West Jordan. So we waited out the night. But you know what? The sun came again. Like It always tends to do this time of year. At about 6:28. Just in time to save me from losing a bet. The second I'd won that dygn. Right as the sun peaked its ugly head we jumped down the hillside before we were spotted. Luckily it couldn't keep a lock on us as we dismounted.

So it turns out our informant was off his rocker. Lessons learned? I'm not sure I can comment on that just at this time. I only wonder what the unsuspectings thought of the green stop signs.

Systems of Equations

To burn is to live and to live?... the life. Ah. But indeed as you think it be the right of the righteous and the deeds of the undercut to contrive and to survive the plagues and the crop failures of our day... introspect. Pontificate. More is to be had on this small pond called life. Keep it up John and we'll be right back where we were. Not your concern? Moses says no. You gotta love the pain. And speaking of it... I've not been under the driving for a while. Yesterday was no exception. So while it comes in clear we ... well I ..stop to think that really it has to do with frequency really. Interesting. Redundant. Interesting what we notice when tapped in to the right tree. Pine please. ...and so what if it were. The point has been made. This is my land. Only mine. So when you want to take it choose wisely. Sometimes speed is not what you suppose or apply for though it may be what you get. In the end... you'll find that finesse is what finds the cup. Not power. Not money. And yes. France? ...bombs away.

So however you want it... know that you'll get it. And not so differently. Oh maybe the color and the S/N will have changed but know that it's still the same. A lego's a lego's a lego.
Almost.
Types? Nothing comes to mind. dry as a bone. but I do like the tie.

Erin is to Be Respected and Feared

Four Jobs I Wish I'd Have Had By Now:
1. Radio Tower Light Bulb Replacer
2. Forest Fire Fighter (Controlled Burn Ignition Team)
3. Parachute Packer
4. Janitorial Engineer

Four Movies I Would Like to Have Been a Stunt Double In:
1. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2. The Princess Bride
3. Driving Miss Daisy
4. Batman Begins

Four Places I Would Not Live If You Payed Me:
1. Paris, France
2. Disneyland
3. Under Mr. Krugar's Christmas Tree
4. In a Fish Hatchery

Four TV Shows I Think They Should Crossover:
1. Jeopardy meets American Gladiator
2. Iron Chef meets Crocodile Hunter
3. Dawson's Creek meets Shootout
4. Top Gear meets Batman

Four Places I've been:
1. Andy Bob's Apartment
2. Burger King
3. A Viking Burial Ground
4. BYU Police Records

Four Books I Could Read Over and Over:
1. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
2. Counting For Dummies: 1 to 4 (the 2 and 3 method)
3. Why you can't yell with your mouth closed.
4. Too Much Popcorn

Four of My Favorite Combustibles:
1. Gasoline
2. Pine
3. Witches
4. Corn Starch

Four Places I'd Like to Own:
1. England
2. Nina's
3. Olympus Mons
4. Harold's Place

Four Things I'm Looking Forward to This Year:
1. Labor Day
2. Snow
3. Eating Lunch
4. A Trip to Visit the Faithful Departed

Four People I'd Rather Not Talk to Right Now:
1. Dan Rather
2. Irvin Johnson
3. Hillary the Chief
4. Pol Pot

The Prolitariate Has Spoken

After much deliberation on things not quite understood by those not knowing the ways and the means of the powers that be, it has come to the attention of those awaiting recourse that however strong and mighty mint may be in the mouth, the masses do in most large portion appear to be cognisant of the fact that we must return to the basic pre-contained knowledge of man to explore the deeper quandaries of the soul. Fire mixeth well to cleanse the inner vessel. See for yourself.