Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sacred Space

One may ask many stupid questions. Two or three may ask uncountably more. There are in fact a great many inquisitive idiots. Your oncy may have heard questions like: Do you mind if I pour my water on this Francium? What do they speak in Sweden? Can I think when the fan is off? You mean to tell me that the sun is a star? Canada's a country? But worse, though slightly less known, is... Why were we given Saturday?

Look and behold my friends. Look and behold.



If you're not playing then you need to get your house in order. Sacrifice your body. And learn to jump for crying out loud!
Oh, and if you were wondering what hazards the occupational man... the ground can be hard, especially when it's a concrete sidewalk. Hidden under a patch of leaves. Sure you'd normally see that, but sometimes you just have to try harder.



We have a team photographer? Yes, we're that big... Turns out this random man came on the field and started taking pictures with a real fancy-shmancy camera. We guessed he could only have been either from Parks and Recreation Services or from the NSA. We still aren't really sure. We did decide, however, that we needed to kife his film. So kife we did. And we thank the Patriarch. Much.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Perspective

Quite a smashing batting average. Great survival odds from an asteroid impact. If taken in connection with light speed... then Mars?.. not so far away. Much better than 97% of second graders could have done. Even Carnot could have only dreamed of such efficiency. Definitely a good source of calcium. A democratic landslide. Can you say supersonic-cruising?! In astronomical terms... it might as well be 100. (or 0.... but that's beside the point) Wonder drug. Practically an A for an engineer.