Friday, June 20, 2008

On The Decline


For all you astronomers out there.... the sun has reached the apex of its influence this day. It is now on the downhill slope of its analemma. Stick it sun!

For those of you wondering what the mer this means?....

1. Night games can now be played at earlier times.

2. The angle that sunlight is inflicted upon you is now less severe and thus burning during the same duration of time is a lesser concern.

3. We don't have to be beaten this long by the sun for a whole year!

4. Water may not necessarily last you longer on the playing field, but you can drink happier knowing the sun is leaving sooner.

5. You can check out stars for a longer period of time.

6. If you have a garden, MLT's will soon no longer be T-less. (so perky)

7. Sunsets will be longer than before.

8. Nearing syzygy. Eclipse season is coming back in season.

9. Killer whale attacks on rabbit infested wetlands now hits an all time low.

10. Winter is at long last preparing to regain dominance over the seasons.

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