#247 - Life is Easier If You Drive to the Correct Green

#132

- If there were more birds in the sky than there are at this time... and I mean like a WHOLE lot more birds... then it is possible that two things might occur. They could keep us humans in our place. (See Henry Jones' and Charlemange) Hitting two birds with one stone would no longer be an amazing thing by any means.

#423

- Battery acid leaks can be in some cases be curbed by not putting both terminals in the mouth at the same time as gargling a mix of Aleve and Seven-Up.

#22

- Heated spoons can cause severe burns to the palette and cheeks.

#108

- A phobia of facial mutilation on any level due to the burning of the hair is not only unrealistic it is completely unwarranted.

#198
- Justification is the grease on the slide pole to hell. (CB's Law)

#87
- Hot wiring your video card could blow out your motherboard.

#88
- Hot wiring your video card (if you are a lucky schmuck) will only blow out your video card.

#629

- If Astronomy and Astrology were indeed the same thing then the overall material, temporal, compositional and proportional properties of this life would be shifted from apolune to perilune, greatest eastern elongation would suddenly become a thing to be reckoned with, and anti-particles from expended star crossed lovers would be the end of the rest of us.

#3

- When eating ginger snaps... always ingest large doses of milk. Milk is a victual lubricant.

#42

- Gasoline can become explosive under the right conditions.

#43

- The right conditions are far too many to list.

#44

- Pine trees burn far too easily.

#573

- Taxi drivers who don't speak your language and don't know where they are going can get you to where you want to go; Purely because they have been called as taxi drivers.

#357

- It's a distinct possibility that it is better to burn at the beach than to rot in the valley.