Monday, September 22, 2008

State of Empondermentationalism

What would happen if you could never manage to stand on the right side of a picture?

When the water comes in from the sea and washes up to your feet you think it's nice... would it be if the sea was made of mercury? Nice?... ...how about bromine?

What if you could stand to walk at the speed of 2.3 E -34 m/s... would people have a hard time trying to find your exact position?

Everyone loves three day weekends so why don't we make the week 8 days long instead of 7?

In space they run a 26 hour day, why don't we make life more interesting and do that here on earth?

How does one get off this thing?

If it hurts to look at someone does that mean you like them?

Don't your eyes hurt when you look at the sun?

Why when we are asked which drops faster in a vacuum, a feather or a bowling ball, and we answer a bowling ball, are we told we are wrong when in fact we are right?

Why do we not use the write-in line on the ballot?

Does anybody else want to get in the car so fast that they often close the door on their leg?

Is it really wrong to keep walking and not even turn around?

Why don't Santa's reindeer burrow instead of fly?

Why won't my arms move?

Do you ever find yourself walking, thinking someone is following you only to turn around and see me there?

Is stalking really that bad?

If escape velocity is the velocity reached by an object when dropped to another from infinity and we know that not even something traveling at the speed of light can escape a black hole, why does that not also mean that something entering a black hole is exceeding the speed of light?

If an oscillating crystal can at the same time have a finite and infinite wavelength along the same vector, why can we not also claim that it has no wavelength?

But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares.... why does he keep doing it?

Just how does one get to?

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